Everybody has 'em. Here's my list:
1) Chipped Nail-polish.
2) Bad grammar (this goes hand-in-hand with bad spelling). I hate to do it, but I judge people when they misspell easy words or mix up it's and its or your and you're. It just makes you look stupid. Sorry.
3) People that talk in class (especially if they're sitting behind you). Fortunately, this doesn't happen so much in my upper division classes.
4) Sorority girls that shop at American Apparel. American Apparel was cool two years ago. I guess you all just recently caught on and think it's cool to wear gold, glittery, spandex bralettes and matching leggings for your Miami Vice theme party or your double U-neck dress out to Pearl Street. YOU ALL LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME!
5) People that don't clean up after themselves at fast-food type restaurants. It's disrespectful to me (when I'm waiting patiently for you to finish eating so I can have your table) and to the employees. How hard is it to throw your shit away? There are some circumstances in which you really aren't quite sure whether you have to clean up after yourself or not. Here's a good rule of thumb: When in doubt, clean up after yourself.
6) Lady Caca . I don't get you. You're weird.
7) Bad neighbors/roommates. Your music is annoying and so are you.
8) People that borrow money from you and never pay you back. This also ties into the category, "free-loaders" and "people-that-ask-you-favors-all-the-time-but-would-never-return-the-favor".
9) Haters . I'm better than you, and you're jealous.
This is an actual picture of someone hating on me.
10) The Disney Channel. You used to be so cool. All of your original movies were absolute masterpieces and now they are less than lackluster with poorly developed characters and plots. I think shit hit the fan with the Proud Family.
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